Includes several short sections entitled: Lullaby; Snore; Paddling Tune; Leaping Music; Hurry Music; Panting Music; Train Ride; Ice Cream & Hot Dog; Hat Tune; Burst of Flame; Sad Tune. Trombonist will need: chair; bucket mute, straight mute, plunger mute, trombone stand, night cap, bowler hat, formal suit as worn by a bank clerk, black shoes and socks, white shirt and tie, coat/hat stand or extra chair, and other items at the performer's discretion. Narrator will need: alarm clock, train whistle, 2 sandpaper blocks, music stand, some loose change, and a stool.